Never known a dog to behave like this at bath time. J x
Posted by Kyle and Jackie O on Monday, September 15, 2014
This dog is so funny!!!!!
Circumcised
A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist:
"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate.
The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''
He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?''
So he asked the receptionist , "Is that question necessary?"
She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible" .
He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?
She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick ".
Smarter doctors
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lecture by telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.' To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.'
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Tenants..
A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. "Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight." When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, "Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway."
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Drugstore clerk!!
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall.
The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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Christmas tunes..
Dashing thru the snow...on a V8 wondersled... crashing into trees...cos I'm off my fucking head...Been smoking santa's pipe...a dozen beers or more...I'm heading to the the red light zone to get myself a whore... Oh... Jingle bells, Jingle bells santa's smokin weed.... Mrs. Claus is on the floor...she's overdosed on speed...Blitzens fucked, the elves are too..they're trippin off their heads..If Rudolf snorts another line the twat will wind up dead!!
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