Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
A: 20 kilograms.
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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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