Bar Monkey

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:



- Do you have any bananas?


- No,I don't. ( says the barman)


- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)


- No,I have not got any bananas!!!


- Do you have any bananas?


- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!


- Do you have any nails?


- No,I don't.


- Do you have any bananas?