Dashing thru the snow...on a V8 wondersled... crashing into trees...cos I'm off my fucking head...Been smoking santa's pipe...a dozen beers or more...I'm heading to the the red light zone to get myself a whore... Oh... Jingle bells, Jingle bells santa's smokin weed.... Mrs. Claus is on the floor...she's overdosed on speed...Blitzens fucked, the elves are too..they're trippin off their heads..If Rudolf snorts another line the twat will wind up dead!!
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